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Marissa. Seventeen. Awkward like a turtle.
Sherlock Holmes; Cabin Pressure; Doctor Who; Inception; Band of Brothers; Angry Beavers; Black Books; Good Omens; Harry Potter.
Consulting Detective. Intern, Forger, Crowlist, Gallifreyan, Hellspawn, Slytherin. MEDIC!
Benaddict. Angry Martin Freeman fan.
Cuttlefish, nudibranchs, cephalopoda, kittens, hedgehogs, jam, jumpers, pasta, Tigger, juice.
Allie, Beatrice, Sophie, Caitlin, Amanda.
The girl who waits.
Obviously, my grip on reality is very firm. Please leave a message after the tone. ♥ |
SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU
#we will never be short of body parts #i do not approve of using the kitchen for something as silly as food #my brother will probably kidnap you every so often #our flat will be searched for drugs occasionally #the rent will fluctuate depending on bullet holes explosion damage or acid corrosion #also you will never be allowed any other friends
#none of your property is sacred #personal space is a non-issue #all your money are belong to me #you are expected not to leave the house unless following after myself #starving is always a possibility #as is ingesting toxins by mistake #insults will be issued on a regular basis #oh and don’t mind that smell it’s just Mrs Hudson in the flat below — she does enjoy her soothers…
#you will have to cook and do the washing up and even my laundry #and apologize to everyone on my behalf because i’m a twat #the violin-playing will be dismal and out of tune and not actually have any semblance to music#also it will be played at random times like four in the morning #you might be taken hostage or hurt every so often #and oh #you will have to do the shopping of course #don’t forget the milk
(via captain-muscles)