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Oh, well hello, individual whom I may or may not be familiar with personally. I did not see you there.

[no kidding this is the internet]

Somewhat facetious human being who just so happens to get herself into trouble with sarcasm on what could be considered a semi-regular basis. 

Activist firecracker whose opinions not only set her apart from general population, but whose personality allows her to disregard this entirely and continue on in a state of severe obliviousness due to probably clinically diagnosable imbalances in the brain. Actual concern for other people’s opinions, if even made aware of them, is HIGHLY debatable lest it be someone whose friendship is considered potentially special and therefore important. Socially awkward [like a penguin], this person is not to be engaged if a two week trail period isn’t endurable. Ridiculously self-aware but unable to do anything about said social awkwardness.

Individual whose life is either pertaining to or mentally compared to Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Who. Other televised topics, such as Inception, Merlin, Supernatural, Band of Brothers, Angry Beavers, The Big Bang Theory, and books such as Good Omens and Harry Potter may also cross the mind… on occasion.

Benedict Cumberbatch [eff yeah you heard me], David Tennant, Martin Freeman, Rupert Graves, Mark Sheppard, Richard Speight Jr., Mark Gatiss, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Charlie McDonnell, Matt Smith, Jake Abel, Simon Baker, Tom Hardy, Robert Downy Jr. Nothing futher.

Crowlist.

Time Lord [The Officer] and Cumberbitch 4 Lyfe.

Intern, Forger, Consulting Detective, Gallifreyan, Hellspawn, Ravenclaw. MEDIC!

Performs time-consuming desk-duty for a semi-psychotic angel who may or may not have disappeared without permission, and mothers thirteen winged offspring with questionable normalcy.

May be the illegitimate spawn of a moderately successful literary agent out of New York with too much smoke under his skin, so to speak. The jury is still out, but “hellspawn” status has been confirmed.

Fully intends to kidna— marry aforementioned Cumberbatch, and live in moderate British peace with thirteen incredibly gorgeous offspring and raise them as a stay-at-home mother in a little white townhouse, doing chores in heels and aprons and up-do’s and refusing to leave the home unless otherwise given permission to visit Allie and her harem or do the grocery shopping. ♥

My Fandom:

goes DING when there’s STUFF ♥

giggles at crime scenes ♥

doesn’t know that the Earth goes ‘round the sun ♥

needs some GAWDAM SIZZUHS ♥

shall lead them on a merry chase ♥

isn’t afraid to dream a little bigger, darling ♥

was a punk-ass crossroads demon — now? King of Hell. ♥

Gabriel. They call him Gabriel. ♥

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Obviously, my grip on reality is very firm. Please leave a message after the tone. ♥