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Title: Best Laid
Author: AbundantlyQueer
Warnings: Gay sex.
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Sherlock has all the information he needs… and information is all anyone needs, right?

 So yeah, this one was just… straight up PWP as far as I’m concerned. If that’s your thing.

Title: Semper Fidelis
Author: Blind-Author
Warnings: Violence, sex. WIP.
Summary: Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and “Anthea” of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off. Cue BAMF!John and BAMF!”Anthea” doing their best to clear their names. Both het and slash; Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

So this one is very well written and for the most part, very gen. It’s epic and I had to read what she’s written of it in one sitting. I love her portrayal of John, as well as her portrayal of Anthea, and I’m constantly checking for updates from this one.

Title: Republic of Heaven
Author: Blind-Author
Warnings: PG-13
Pairing: Sherlock/John (eventual)
Summary: Another His Dark Materials (Golden Compass, etc) fic, but I just couldn’t resist. Born to a witch and a human, people know Sherlock will be unusual from the start. John Watson, on the other hand, seems perfectly ordinary, except for his daemon…

 This one is lovely, also. I love this author’s work. Every thing about her character portrayals are sensible and emotional, and a lot of her alterations and inferences make sense. This one is also a WIP that I have been waiting for an update from with bated breath.

Title: kinkmeme - Disguise
Author: anon
Warnings: Implicit sex (she rates it as she goes along)
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Sherlock disguises himself for a case, and John recognizes him as the guy who shagged him in a night club (his first time with a bloke) when he was in med school before buggering off, in an incident that almost ruined John’s life.

 Absolutely hilarious. Hilarious. 

Title: The Progress of Sherlock Holmes
Author: ivyblossom
Warnings: Mary Morstan.
Pairing: Sherlock/John, John/Mary
Summary: Sherlock is head over heels for John, but you wouldn’t know it by looking at him. First-person present-tense series of short scenes from Sherlock’s point of view, borrowing heavily from Arthur Conan Doyle’s stories. This is the chaptered version. It exists separately because I really did think I was writing a series for the first several thousand words. But it turned into a chaptered fic, hence, a chaptered version for readability.

 So I’m pretty sure the majority of this fic absolutely broke my heart, but I highly recommend you read it. It’s a really interesting interpretation of Mary, Sherlock’s POVs are beautiful, and it’s just well-written and interesting.

Title: Theory of Narrative Causality
Author: kinkmeme anon
Warnings: Fandom wank.
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Sherlock and John are members of a livejournal community dedicated to Sherlock Holmes — because the BBC verse doesn’t exist.

Honestly, who hasn’t heard of this one yet? It’s fabulous. Original. Fucking hilarious. It’s popular for a reason. 

Title: Barter System
Author: kinkmeme fill
Warnings: Fluff. Adorableness.
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Sherlock and John have a bartering system: John gets Sherlock’s scarf, Sherlock gets John’s gloves; Sherlock get’s John’s jumper, John gets that shirt he never wears…

 Too much cute. Too much.

Title: Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc
Author: etothepii
Warnings: PG-13, gets a bit gory in later parts
Pairing: Sherlock/John, light
Summary: “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc. It’s the family motto.” “What does it mean?” “We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.” 

 All the good fics are titled in latin Okay, so not only is this morbidly hilarious, but it’s also morbidly adorable. I love morbid. Love. This is a goddamned Addams Family crossover in which John is the Addams, not Sherlock. And you know what else? It’s fucking brill. Followed by Woe and Arachnids and Your Body Before Me.

Title: Uh… Hung.
Author: kinkmeme fill
Warnings: It’s about the size of his penis. Self-explanatory.
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Sherlock thought he was above emotional attachment until John Watson came along. He also thought he was above sexual urges… until he saw John Watson’s massive cock. Suddenly, life in 221B is an exercise in getting a glimpse at that package without being noticed.

 I am not ashamed. Judge me if you want but I was born this way.

Title: A Study In Porn
Author: //
Warnings: // 
Pairing: //
Summary: // 

 Shh just come.

Title: Up
Author: kinkmeme fill
Warnings: I cried.
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Sherlock crossover with the movie “Up”. 

 Self-explanatory.

Title: But When Your Laughter…
Author: kinkmeme fill
Warnings: //
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Sherlock and John retrace their sexuality by means of past relationships.

 Adorable. Very well put together. Might be a bit explicit on John’s part, I can’t remember.

Title: Obvious
Author: incapricious
Warnings: Pretty PWP
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Sherlock sends John a picture of himself naked. John is not expecting it, and yes, he is the intended recipient. 

 I lol’d.

Title: World Without Us
Author: kinkmeme fill
Warnings: Introspective
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: One morning, John wakes up to find London empty but for him and Sherlock. No people, no pets, no traffic. Just him and Sherlock.

Um, just… wow. It’s use of metaphor and imagery are phenomenal, and it really gets you thinking. For some reason or another, the whole thing makes me tear up in public when I think about it.

Title: Choose.
Author: kinkmeme fill
Warnings: Character death
Pairing: //
Summary: It’s a question that everyone is given at least once in their life. Who would you save?

 Not for the faint of heart.

Title: Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective And A Scot
Author: writingispurdy
Warnings: //
Pairing: Amy/Rory, Sherlock/John
Summary: Two doctors, a nurse, a detective and a scot walk into a TARDIS. Stop me if you’ve heard this one…

 First installment of a four part series. I would recommend the other three, but I’ve only read the second: The Joke Is Better The Second Time…

Title: A Slowly Dawning Attraction
Author: mitsuruaki
Warnings: //
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Five times Sherlock and John almost kissed. One time they did.

 This is heavier than most 5/1 fics, as far as I can remember. It’s… quite wonderfully in-character.

Title: Indelible
Author: abundantlyqueer
Warnings: BAMFiness
Pairing: //
Summary: Lestrade invites John to a yearly ritual of humiliation at paint-ball. Sherlock wouldn’t miss this for anything. 

 Gen, deliciously hilarious. BAMF!John is always bad ass, even in a semi-cracky short.

Title: Lorem Ipsum
Author: saathi1013
Warnings: Threesome, explicit
Pairing: Sherlock/John/Sarah
Summary: Sarah struggles with dating John while Sherlock is… distracting.

 What started out as a oneshot turned into a two-parter, and from there it turned into a beautiful multi-chaptered fic. I did not like Sarah before this fic. This is a life-changing fic. I’m not even going to try describing it with words.

Title: The Gift of One’s Self
Author: jemisard
Warnings: 15+
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: How the scene at the pool should have gone.

 Jim says…

I hesitated with this one, at first. Reading it, I mean. Do not make the same mistake I did. It is bone-chilling.

Title: The Magic Of Deduction
Author: theshoelessone
Warnings: //
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Sherlock and John as Hogwarts students, going through a year of their schooling together with each chapter.

 Don’t even try and laugh. Don’t even. This fic is the perfect Harry Potter crossover.

Title: Keyboard Sherlock
Author: kinkmeme fill
Warnings: Crack.
Pairing: //
Summary: Every time someone says something particularly stupid, Sherlock plays them off keyboard cat style.

 Seriously. Seriously. This happened.

Title: Nostalgia
Author: random-nexus
Warnings: PWP
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Sherlock comes across some old photos of John and via his reaction to them realizes he has some strong feelings about his flatmate — shameless smut ensues.

 It doesn’t pretend to be anything but what it is.

Title: SM CASE FILES
Author: lillyankh
Warnings: I peed.
Pairing: //
Summary: A little Halloween story about Sherlock and the SM (I am too scared to write his name).

 Seriously. I read this in a darkened hotel room at two in the morning while my roomies were asleep, and people kept doing things out in the parking lot I mean seriously who does shit in a hotel parking lot at two in the morning and it was just scary and I haven’t read it since so it’s probably not so bad but I could hear their voices in my head. Cptfunk and contemplatingtorture and those of you who were there to listen to my crying and moaning after I read it will understand.

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Title: Come Along, John
Author: woe-in-a-hoodie
Warnings: //
Pairing: Gen
Summary: Sherlock isn’t human. John thinks it’s all fine.

 Sherlock/Doctor Who; it was cute.

Title: Three Hundred and Sixty-five
Author: jupiter_ash
Warnings: Character Death(s)
Pairing: Gen
Summary: Sherlock/Doctor Who xover; Looking into what Sherlock and John were doing during the Year That Never Was.

 So this was… fantastic. Absolutely… extraordinary. I love the way it was written and the way they were written and I love that it looks into all the chaos that the regular every day people had to suffer through during The Year That Never Was. It’s a bit heart breaking at first, but fear not; we all know how the episode went (even if you don’t, you don’t need to have seen Doctor Who to get it, really).

Title: A Moment
Author: midnightliar
Warnings: End of the Universe
Pairing: Gen
Summary: The Doctor accidentally lands next to Sherlock on his way to meet Rory at the Stone Henge. Set during The Big Bang and The Blind Banker.

 So, it was incredibly short, but incredibly sad.

Title: The Adventure of the Blue Box
Author: w-a-i-d [What Am I Doing?]
Warnings: Bit sad.
Pairing: Gen (as gen as the ACD version gets)
Summary: The real reason Holmes didn’t come straight home after the Final Problem? A certain Time Lord [10] still can’t land the TARDIS properly.

 So this one is for the ACD/Granada fans. Honestly, it really is well written, and it’s Holmes and Ten, guys. Holmes and Ten.

Title: The Paradox Series
Author: Wordstrings
Warnings: Ranges from PG-13 to NC-17. Very emotional.
Pairing: Sherlock/John
In chronological order:
An Act of Charity
in which Sherlock is never going to get better and John is nearly thrown out of his flat
The Paradox Suite
in which being with Sherlock is a series of shocks, but John is up for it any way.
The Death and Resurrection of the English Language
in which Sherlock mourns the death of a language and John revives a dead tongue.
Your Invisible Name
in which Sherlock solves crimes, loses himself, comes back again, and all the while John prays he never comes to his senses.
Wider Than A Mile
in which Sherlock knows what it’s like to be beautiful, but John knows what it’s like to be good.
New Days to Throw Your Chains Away
in which Sherlock decides that he needs to be higher functioning, and simultaneously finds the perfect tutor.
A Thousand Threads of What-Might-Have-Beens 
in which John finally does leave, and Sherlock is entirely unsurprised by it. And he either has two options: get him back, or die trying.

 So I wouldn’t be recommending this entire monster of a series if it wasn’t pretty much my favorite interpretation of the characters in the entire fandom. Wordstrings is a genius. She’s kind of like the jumperfucker of the fandom, kiddies: sure, there are other fic writers out there that are probably as good as her, but by far her work stands out because it’s quality and there’s just so much of this quality.

Title: The Road Less Traveled 
Author: verityburns
Warnings: Angsty
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Sherlock realizes that John’s dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk, and he has to do something about it. What if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married?

 So this fic has a whopping 19 chapters altogether with three bonus parts of a Christmas special at the end to total up to 22 parts. It is angsty, it is adorable, it is beautiful, and it is an emotional roller coaster. Take the times for this one.

Title: The Heart In The Whole
Author: verityburns
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, angst
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Summary: Events after the Great Game leave Sherlock totally dependent on his best friend and colleague. But, John Watson has a secret of his own…

 So this is another long one [21 chapters] that is totally worth it. It’s absolutely distressing right up until the very end, but I was not disappointed. It’s lovely.

Title: The Case of the Unwelcome Owl
Author: pandarus
Warnings: Harry Potter xover
Pairing: Sherlock/John, I guess
Summary: John wakes up one morning and discovers Sherlock Holmes with… a feather in his hair.

 I don’t want to spoil anything. Just… just read it. Read it.